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From: trudel@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU (Jonathan D.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A Sane Man Ponders Life's Little Mysteries
Message-ID: <5757@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU>
Date: Wed, 10-Sep-86 22:26:13 EDT
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Posted: Wed Sep 10 22:26:13 1986
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Keywords: How much further?

>From: ...!axiom!gts

> Some mysteries of life:
> - Want to go to the cape this weekend?

No, I think that the cape will will come to me this time.

> - You want hamburgers tonight?

Yes, but I'll settle for pizza.

> - Isn't that the woman who used to play Shirley on 'Laverne & Shirley?'

So?  She's gotta eat too, you know!!!

> - If you're so smart, why don't you do it?

Now, if I've gotten you to do it, how smart does that make me???

> - Why doesn't MacDonald's take American Express?

Better still, why don't they accept Burger King coupons?  

> - Which came first: the bacon or the eggs?

Obviously, you have someone else make your breakfast.  Wake up and
smell the coffee!

> - What do you mean?

I mean, really!

> And, of course:
> - Is nothing sacred?

Not even your stupid posting :-)

What bothers me is that he didn't ask the obvious question:

Why do people have to announce their sanity to the rest of the net?
The only person your sanity matters to is yourself.  If you can't
handle yourself, who can?  


	"And the machine kept saying 'Mike, Mike, are you alright?
	 Are you on drugs????!?!?!?!?' And Mike said 'No, machine, 
	 I'm all right.  I just want a Pepsi.  Can you get me a
	 Pepsi?'" 

	"All Micheal J. Fox wanted was a Pepsi, and the machine 
	 wouldn't give it to him!!!
	 All Micheal J. Fox wanted was a Pepsi, and the MACHINE 
	 WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO HIM!!!"

		INSTITUTION!
	"I'm not crazy!
		INSTITUTION!
	 You're driving me crazy!
		INSTITUTION!..."

	
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