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From: trudel@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU (Jonathan D.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Are you truly bizarre?
Message-ID: <5561@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU>
Date: Thu, 14-Aug-86 16:41:30 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug 14 16:41:30 1986
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Here is a brief quiz to determine if you are what you claim to be.
You have 20 minutes.  All reference materials must be properly
footnoted.  Go!

1)	How did the man with one red shoe eat his pizza?

2)	What is the holy incantation of the Pretzel Lords?  
	(also, how is this phrase evoked?)

3)	A man is walking at a speed 3000 cubits/week down the corridor of a
	starship (of course, relative to the front of the ship) with 
	the ship travelling at .97843c towards the planet Skiron in the galaxy
	of Andromeda.  Another astronaut, who is prone to mischief,
	throws a rotted kiwi fruit at the man at a velocity of .47 
	farads/hour in an attempt to discredit himself (farads are a 
	valid measuring unit if you can measure the capacitance of the 
	medium, which in this case, 12).  My question is "Who am I?"
	I had a dream like this last week.  

4)	What is not a good thing to ask?

5)	How many aardvarks does it take to get to Milwaukee?

6)	If a president was allergic to ink, when could dimetrodons be
	elected to congress?

7)	What two famous books did Larry Niven write about an actress?

8)	If a doughnut were really a donut, how would Bob and Doug
	McKenzie survive?

9)	

10)	Finish the following limerick:

	Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
	Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
	All the king's horses and all the Kings men...

The answers should be the next message.  Good luck.  -- 
Jonathan D. Trudel	arpa: trudel@topaz.rutgers.edu
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