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From: gts@axiom.UUCP (Guy Schafer)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A Sane Man Posts Bail
Message-ID: <320@axiom.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 12-Sep-86 01:13:32 EDT
Article-I.D.: axiom.320
Posted: Fri Sep 12 01:13:32 1986
Date-Received: Sat, 13-Sep-86 06:43:17 EDT
Organization: Axiom Technology, Newton MA
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Keywords: 10% Cash, ballpeen hammer, guilt

"A Sane Man" is out!
Barracade your doors.  Hide the wife and kids in the root cellar.
close them shutters.

Seems that A Sane Man made bail.  I'm safe, of course, since he can't
leave New Hampshire.  But it kinda makes you wonder about our justice
system when they can't even keep a MURDERER (OK, attempted MURDERER)
behind bars.  And everyone knows he's guilty--guilty as hell.
Still, I'm up nights clutching my ball-peen hammer (damn these Massa-
chusetts gun laws), thinking that somewhere out there....
He's lurking, slinking through the vile slime and worst of all calling
himself A Sane Man.  God, it makes me want to retch just thinking about
it.  Is there no justice?

I have this dream where a judge asks "Has the jury reached a verdict?"
And I get to stand up and say: "Yes, your honor.  We find the defendant
guilty--guilty as hell!"  And then I laugh!  It's so great!
Sometimes I even have an orgasm and when I wake up, the sheets are sticky.

-The Stoolie.

"Sticks and stones will break my bones, but call me names and it's slander."