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From: trudel@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU (Jonathan D.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Are you truly bizarre?
Message-ID: <5562@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU>
Date: Thu, 14-Aug-86 16:44:08 EDT
Article-I.D.: topaz.5562
Posted: Thu Aug 14 16:44:08 1986
Date-Received: Sat, 16-Aug-86 06:04:56 EDT
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Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.
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Keywords: quiz

HERE THEY ARE!!!!  Hot off the swap space!  Ratings are at the end of
the answers:



1)	Just like everyone else.

2)	Salt, Salt, Twist and Bake (so the order of production may be
	wrong, but who's going to argue with the Pretzel Lords?)  The hand
	gestures are synced with saying of each word, and they are:

Salt, Salt:	a)  right hand makes 2 exaggerated salting gestures
Twist:		b)  both hands now spin around each other (much in the fashion
		    a football referee does when calling "illegal procedure"*)
and Bake:	c)  right arm fully extends as if placing a baking
		    sheet in an oven

3)	I am who I am and that's all that I am.  I'm Popeye the Sailor
	Man!  (award yourselves two points if you tooted twice)

4)	True.	A better question is Why.

5)	37 per person.  You just have to have enough gorgonzola cheese
	to harness their energy properly.

6)	Don't be absurd.  Dimetrodons are extinct, silly.

7)	Molly Ringwald, and Molly Ringwald Engineers.
	(apologies to stev@bu-cs)

8)	By eating donuts, hoser!

9)	You have ESP if you have to read this to figure it out.

10)	"Went home because Mr. Dumpty was pronounced dead at the
	scene.  Film at 11."

Scoring:

37:	Well done, for a cheater!  Cut it out!!!  Grow up and score
	yourself properly.
11+:	I don't think you should be given any more sharp objects.
9-10:	Congradulations!  You are what I would call a "class A bozo"
7-8:	You must have looked at the answers first.
5-6:	Ok, so you've got some hope.
3-4:	You're bizarre.  Satisfied????????
1-2:	Keep trying.  You'll get there someday.
0-:	Get out!  Who needs you!  Unsubscribe right now!!!


 

 
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Jonathan D. Trudel	arpa: trudel@topaz.rutgers.edu
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