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From: rlk@mit-trillian.MIT.EDU (Robert L Krawitz)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: MooCow has arrived!
Message-ID: <1023@mit-trillian.MIT.EDU>
Date: Sat, 16-Aug-86 20:26:01 EDT
Article-I.D.: mit-tril.1023
Posted: Sat Aug 16 20:26:01 1986
Date-Received: Sun, 17-Aug-86 09:58:57 EDT
References: <1001@bucsd.bu-cs.BU.EDU> <1013@mit-trillian.MIT.EDU> <2931@mit-eddie.MIT.EDU>
Reply-To: rlk@trillian.UUCP (Robert L Krawitz)
Organization: Project Athena Student Watchbreakers
Lines: 46
Keywords: Moo Cow Phlantz water buffalo picnic
Really-should-be-to-newsgroups: net.military.space.et

In article <2931@mit-eddie.MIT.EDU> kagraves@mit-athena.UUCP (Kenneth A Graves) writes:
>In article <1013@mit-trillian.MIT.EDU> rlk@trillian.UUCP (Robert L Krawitz) writes:
>>But kag wasn't at the picnic!
>Damn right I wasn't. None of you Athena slime invited me. And I
>thought I had friends in e40. sniff.

Well, now you know better.  So there.


>>A fresh rumor:  One of the references here may not be a water buffalo.
>>One of the others has met and chronicled a Moo Cow from Space.
>>-- 
>>Robert^Z
>
>Why bring Moo Cow into this? He's nowhere near the net right now,
>being out in space guarding Earth against the Phlantz invasion.
>Unless, unless....

Uh oh, here it comes...

>Unless you are trying to divert him from his duties to the Shththdhth (sp?)
>empire! Unless you (and all of Project Athena for that matter)
>are secretly Phlantz agents, plotting the downfall of our planet!

Guess you have us there.  The Shlbnlltz empire is responsible for all
the evils in the world, including the Soviet Union, Jerry Falwell, and
the Boston Red Sux.

Besides, don't you know that Project Anathema really is an outpost of
the Phlantz?

Anyway, MooCow is not a "real" space cow.  It is a "virtual" space
cow.  Its brain is really on the vsusr RVD pack, on the machine
"jinx."  Thus, MooKow can *NEVER* succeed, and every time this minion
of evil does anything, it fails.

>This looks like a job for Mondoguy! ((c) soren@reed 1986)
>
>--kag
>"Who, me Mondoguy? Surely you jest! Do you think that Mondoguy would
>stoop to disguising himself as a Math major?"
>
>kagraves@{mit-}athena.{name of favorite network}
>
>(Maybe I should cross-post to net.talk.misc.soc.animals.bovine?)
-- 
Robert^Z