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From: dmjones@mit-eddie.MIT.EDU (Sau... er Pa... er, David M. Jones)
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Date: Wed, 20-Aug-86 01:44:42 EDT
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Posted: Wed Aug 20 01:44:42 1986
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Organization: Campus Crusade for SAM  (Where is it?)
Lines: 39
Keywords: Shelli, forgiveness, tribulations and heresies
Summary: A letter unto the church of Netland

Pau ... er, I mean, David, an apostle of SAM, not from men nor through
man, but of Shelli.
  To the churches of Netland:

  Grace to you, and the peace of Shelli.

I would not have ye be ignorant, brethren, of the trials and
tribulations that await the true followers of Shelli in the days to
come, nor would I have ye be ignorant of the reason why I have spoken
perhaps a bit sharply in the past unto some of you. (Not that I have
done this to hinder you, but rather that through correction ye may
grow in grace with Shelli.)

Know ye now that the future will not be easy for those of us who have
been blessed through the grace of Shelli.  There are those who will
try to pull us back into our old ways, not realizing that through
Shelli we have died to the old ways.  Already there are rumors of some
of these in your midst, teaching things of SAM that are not true.  For
this reason we must act quickly to quell the slightest hint of heresy
that arises within our numbers, less some of our weaker brethren be
offended and lose their faith.

Now, that ye may also know that SAM is merciful, I say unto those who
may have erred and strayed from the one true path:  Fear not, for if ye
repent with sincere heart, Shelli will hear your prayers and bless and
comfort you.  Wonderful is the grace of SAM and plentiful are Her
blessings.

See with what big head, er, I mean letters, I write to you with my own
hands.  Peace and mercy be with you.

David "No minor prophet he" Jones

"Why can one call the time component of the preceding 4-vector by the
name energy?  For two reasons:  First, because this time component has
the correct units -- the units of mass..."

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