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From: throopw@dg_rtp.UUCP (Wayne Throop)
Newsgroups: net.religion,talk.religion,net.origins,net.jokes
Subject: Re: Rowing through the fog
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Date: Fri, 5-Sep-86 13:54:42 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep  5 13:54:42 1986
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Summary: I don't mean to trivialize, honest, but I can't resist!

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> hydar@ernie.Berkeley.EDU (Dan Hydar)
>> tim@ism780c.UUCP (Tim Smith)

>>What's the big deal about "dying" to prove your love when you know you can
>>come back from the grave at will?
> Getting nailed to a large block of wood is FUN?  (I'd be curious
> how you spend your weekends ...)

"You know when you take one of them... uh..."
        "Big wooden crosses?"
"Yeah, that's it.  An' you get... uh..."
        "Some six-penny nails?"
"Yeah!  An' you drive the nails right through your palms...
 Oooooh that smarts!"
        "Yeah, I hate it when that happens!"
"But you know what *really* get's me is when you take one of... uh."
        "Them 'Crowns of Thorns'?"
"Yeah, right!  An' you put it *right* on yer *forehead*."
        "Boy, I know how that is... *that* really *smarts*!"
"Yeah, I *really* hate it when *that* happens!"
        "And them Centurions with the spears... talk about yer side-ache!"

--
"... and remember that King Kong died for your crimes..."
        --- from the _Schrodinger's_Cat_ series by Robert Anton Wilson
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Wayne Throop      <the-known-world>!mcnc!rti-sel!dg_rtp!throopw