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Subject: The AMAZING Bro Jed!
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Date: Mon, 15-Sep-86 12:01:32 EDT
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Golly!  Wow!

I guess Bro Jed ain't heard about STDs yet.  Or he'd know that NOTHIN' is goin'
on down in the DARKROOM - between two people at least.

But most of all how in the world did he get it right about South Africa??
I know.  I'll bet when he went there he didn't talk to Bro Tutu or kiss
Missy Mandella and cheer for 'necklaces'.  Bet he actually missed the foreign
press corp handouts and talked to some of the 'natives' and heard them say,
'Please don't institute sanctions.  Why do you want to hurt US??"  (The answer
is of course, 'we're goin' to put you out of work and make you starve in order
to save you from the best working conditions and best standard of living in ALL
of Africa and give you the right to be oppressed by BLACKS - like in all the 
other African countries - instead of by, ugh, WHITES!'  And doing THAT is more
important than ANYTHING else that might come about with it - like another
communist country in the world for which we don't have to care about how THEY
treat THEIR citizens or OUR economy if we are ever cut off from the minerals 
found only in South Africa and the good ole USSR.)

But he must really be funny on campus.  Imagine someone not a 'leftist'
speaking out on an American campus!  Where's the local 'freedom of speach'
goon squad while he's speaking???  I mean if Jean Kirkpactrick and Sec. Schultz
aren't allowed to speak, how come THIS guy get's away with it???  I'd think the
fa-culty would be wetting their pants over him.  Orrrr . . . .  Is Bro Jed a
'leftist' plot to make anyone with 'religious' values look bad, or is he just
a 'house nut'?

Are there any similar travelin' road shows from the left around????  And if 
there are how would you tell them from the real thing?

Keep chargin'

Ken Arndt