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From: ahh@h.cc.purdue.edu (Brentrock of Hyperborea)
Newsgroups: net.social,net.jokes
Subject: Re: Brother Jed returns to UKentucky with a vengeance!
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Date: Tue, 16-Sep-86 17:22:47 EDT
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Much as it pains me to say it, Brother Max Lynch didn't come
from Indiana University (IU).  While we here at Purdue would
like to think so, the truth is that he came from Indiana
State University.  He did teach Math, though.
There are many sunny days that he sets up to preach at us (yes,
"at," not "to") here.  One of my personal favorites is his story
about how [his deity] is going to construct a gigantic cosmic
ray gun to use to destroy all the sinners on Earth.  The
instrument of this destruction?  Why, Space Aliens, of course.
He considers Purdue (and schools like it) a special challenge,
because "Technical schools are inherently ungodly."  Yep.  He
said that.  We have him on tape.  


-- 

Brent Woods

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Disclaimer:  If you misunderstood what I said, it's *not* my fault.

May the Gods turn their benevolent gaze upon you...
                                                   ...and laugh.