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From: dimitrov@csd2.UUCP (Isaac Dimitrovsky)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: internal conflicts wrt sexual stimuli and so on
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Date: Fri, 19-Sep-86 17:26:00 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep 19 17:26:00 1986
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Matt Nolan writes:
> 	Keeping extremely busy helps, keeping your body tired helps to,
> 1-2 hours of exercise per day will keep you busy and tired.  (How about
> that martial arts scene I've been reading about on the net.) Don't plan
> on going to bed until your so tired you fall asleep immediately.

This is good advice as far as it goes, but to truly diminish your
terrible ardor, you should consult the all-time experts on the subject,
the historic Benedictine&Brandy monastic order, which dates back to
before the Dark Ages:

"For ye less severre cases, ye showeres of icy water
for nigh unto one, aye or two hours. Remove all ye large rockes from
a field of two hundrede hectares, ore untill ye hands bleede, lest
they be used for ye self-abuse. Renouncest thou the comforts of the
flesh, Satan's spawne? Then proceedest thou to take ye ritual leather
strappe and administere ye penitential lashes, till ye droppe from
exhaustion. For ye truly stubborne cases, final surcease from the
sinfulle stirrings within thy unruly loins may be found by applyinge
that Biblical verity "If thy hand offends thee, cast it aside"
to ye appropriate bodily membere."

- from the original manuscript in the British Museum
Translated by James L. Cox and Isaac A. Dimitrovsky

Isaac Dimitrovsky      251 Mercer Street, New York NY 10012      (212) 674-8652
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