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From: mellon@mit-prep.ARPA (Ted Lemon)
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Subject: Hairbrushing for the faint of heart...
Message-ID: <114@mit-prep.ARPA>
Date: Sat, 27-Sep-86 17:38:33 EDT
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Posted: Sat Sep 27 17:38:33 1986
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I don't know Karen personally, so I can't assign a probability to the
following scenario, but consider this:

    Karen is walking along the street, minding her own business.
    Her hair has been brushed recently, and she looks stunning.
    A middle-aged man with a heart condition walks by and has a
    minor attack of lust.   His heart beats rapidly, arythmia sets
    in, and he expires at poor Karen's feet.   Had Karen omitted
    hairbrushing from her schedule, this poor man might still be
    alive.

A word of advice to Karen, then: if you *must* brush your hair, be
sure to learn CPR.

(Apologies, I couldn't resist :')

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