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From: tll@blade.UUCP (Ms Mischief)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: WHAT IS SO ?????
Message-ID: <842@blade.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 16-Sep-86 10:14:00 EDT
Article-I.D.: blade.842
Posted: Tue Sep 16 10:14:00 1986
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 In article <1118@mit-trillian.MIT.EDU> speter@trillian.UUCP (Peter Osgood) writes:
 >In article <470@argus.UUCP> cbsnew@argus.UUCP (Shin Choang) writes:
 >>Please EDUCATE - I know what the term SO implies but what does it stand for?
 >An "SO" is what yuppies call their mates.  They live in great fear of
 >commitment so the thought using such words as sweetheart, lover,
 >girlfriend, offends them.
 >
 >BTW, they all drive Volvo's.
 >
Oh wow. Enlightenment. Can you all see the light bulb flashing on
above my head? I can hear it now....
T: Hey, you want a ride in my Volvo, you incredible hulk of idiocy, you?
SO(Trying to attach velcro flaps on shoes. Miserably failing) : Sure
T: Here we is!
SO: Hey, this looks like a Nissan. Dirty white Nissan with a
scratch on it.
T: No, stupid. It's a Volvo. And that's the new stone-washed look.
SO: Oh. Ok, but it sure looks like a Nissan. Wow, a Volvo.

Next thing you know, I'll join Doug Allan in becoming a Bhudist. 
Ms Mischief :-) 
Oh where, oh where has my Sss Ooo gone? Oh where, oh where can he beee?
With his ears cut short and his tail ...(Hmm. Oh *YOWZA*!) ;-)