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From: apak@oddjob.UUCP (apak)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Eating People Is Wrong
Message-ID: <1504@oddjob.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 1-Oct-86 23:44:19 EDT
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Posted: Wed Oct  1 23:44:19 1986
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Lynn Gold asked where oral sex came from, and why. I haven't a clue, but
I would point out that it's an extremely American phenomenon. All the jokes
I've ever seen/heard about it have been from Americans. All the references
to heterosexual oral sex I've ever read in literature have been by American
authors, except one play by Joe Orton, of speak-your-weight machines singing
the Hallelujah chorus fame. (There will now follow twenty-seven postings
documenting references to oral sex in Jane Austen, Beatrix Potter and Marcel
Proust, fourteen cross-postings to net.jokes claiming that the poster
thought Fellatio was a
character in Twelfth Night until s/he discovered Smirnoff, and one posting 
informing me that Joe Orton is American.) Nearly all of the people I've
talked to about oral sex have been American. A large fraction of the Supreme
Court rulings I've read about oral sex have been American. 
Am I making my point clear here? 
If god had meant us to have oral sex, he would have existed. 
QED. 
                                         apak

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