Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbatt!ihnp4!ihlpf!cher From: cher@ihlpf.UUCP (Mike Cherepov) Newsgroups: soc.singles Subject: Re: Eating People Is Wrong (gestation of oral sex idea) Message-ID: <756@ihlpf.UUCP> Date: Fri, 3-Oct-86 17:31:01 EDT Article-I.D.: ihlpf.756 Posted: Fri Oct 3 17:31:01 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 4-Oct-86 12:44:34 EDT References: <1504@oddjob.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 14 > Nearly all of the people I've > talked to about oral sex have been American. A large fraction of the Supreme > Court rulings I've read about oral sex have been American. > Am I making my point clear here? > If god had meant us to have oral sex, he would have existed. No,no,no! Oral sex was invented by the Russian czar Ivan the Terrible who was thunderously addressing the noblemen's council while exposing himself obsenely: - Swallow THIS, you, scumbags, I can see right through you! That, btw, led W. Roentgen to his brilliant dicovery of the X-ray effect a few centuries later. Mike Cherepov