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From: dnelson@joevax.UUCP (Dorothy Nelson)
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Subject: Re: SLIME Clarified (We'll put it to rest for you, boys!)
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Date: Fri, 10-Oct-86 13:14:55 EDT
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Smegma... oop, I meant Omega...writes:
>Gail, you ignorant, confused, little SLUT, Sounds to me
>like a LARGE sexual aid and a puppy might serve the same purpose, and you might
> even achieve an orgasm.
Hmmmmmmmmm... yeah, Smeg?  Is that the sound of your chapped, crusty, Vaseline
scented palm cracking in the distance?  No... I guess it looks like your
"girlfriend" has sprung a leak.  A lil masking tape will stop that unpleasant
hissing of air.  Oh, you've thought of that?  No wonder she looks like a 
mummy... time to shell out another $9.95 (plus tax & $3 for FDA approved
plastic lubricant).

>> Make that: you cant live with them and you cant live *with* them...
>   If you feel that way, why don't you subscribe to net.dykes or do you
> already?
What does Holland have to do with this?  Talk about cluttering the net...

>> ..Should we repost the original SLIME atricles to refresh your miniscule
>> memories?...
>    Are you sure your pointing out memory size???, seems you aren't getting
> enough meat in your diet.
OOOOOOOH!  That did it, guy.  It's time for the FORMIDABLE Kick Mi Do crew
(Psycho Sensei, Her Royale Poohness, and ME, the Kosmique Kastrator...)
to force you into a little role-playing... let's see... a Catholic Friday
dinner!!!  Come get your SEA BASS, Smegma... and BEG for it.  *THWACK*!
SCAB UP THEM KNEES, BOY!!  *dubble thwack*
> 
> > Can someone help me out of this jam?....
But... but... Ma'am Slime! Jam is FANf*ckingTABULOUS, second only to Lime Jello.
Wallow around a bit!  Let those MALE SLIME pick the seeds out of their teeth
(WOO WOO!!!)
> 
> In conclusion, I'm sure my feelings are quite clear on Miss Dishwaters 
> views, and if anybody else out there get the same repulsive feeling when
> reading Gails TRASH , please speak (write) up and maybe she'll go away, or
> at least think twice before spreading her ignorance around the country.
Phphphphpffffppffft.  Your momma was an Argentinian Amoeba who was gang
banged by 10^6 E. Coli.  

And several butchers' aprons.

		--cosmique muffin (dorothy)

SWOneCelled Creature, seeks same with LARGE pseudopods, for flagellation