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From: canopus@amdahl.UUCP (Frank M. Dibbell, III )
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re:  Slime posting response???
Message-ID: <3923@amdahl.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 10-Oct-86 18:01:59 EDT
Article-I.D.: amdahl.3923
Posted: Fri Oct 10 18:01:59 1986
Date-Received: Sun, 12-Oct-86 04:28:46 EDT
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Keywords: Hurts so good!

>> (Gail Drinkwater, SLIME Poster)
>  (Raymond Chibbaro, taking umbrage)
----
>> (Fairly typical Gang of Four SLIME posting ...)

    Dry, subtle humor

> Gail, you ignorant, confused, little SLUT,

    An even more subtle response.

>   It's obvious you are hanging around the docks a bit too much if that's
>what you believe, but if that's the only place you can get your kicks,
>by all means, knock yourself out, better yet!!, let me.

    Threats of physical violence?  With no smiley face???

>a LARGE sexual aid and a puppy might serve the same purpose, and you
>might even achieve an orgasm.

    So THAT's why Melanie got Satchmo!       [Oh.  (-:]

>> Make that: you cant live with them and you cant live *with* them...

>  If you feel that way, why don't you subscribe to net.dykes or do you
>already?

   Ahh, yes.  When you can't come up with a decent counter-argument
   to the TRUTH, slur your opponent with a homophobic epithet.  Works
   everytime!

>> Can someone help me out of this jam?....

>   Ever try CYANIDE ???????
 
    You sure like violence, Mr. Chibbaro!  Besides, I happen to know
that Gail *loves* jam.  Especially when it is massaged into her young,
nubile flesh... (ooops.  Sorry!)

>In conclusion, I'm sure my feelings are quite clear on Miss Dishwaters
>views, and if anybody else out there get the same repulsive feeling when
>reading Gails TRASH , please speak (write) up (...)

    And if slurring your opponent with ethnic|homophobic epithets doesn't
work, you can always POKE FUN AT THEIR NAME!  How original!  Yes, your
feelings are quite clear, Mr. Chibbaro.  No, I wouldn't call the feeling
*I* get reading the slime posting "repulsive", rather it is more like
 . . . "arousal".  Yours, on the other hand, is *amusing*.

    As for Gail, she will figure QUITE PROMINENTLY in the next exciting
chapter of "The Adventures of Rod Steele".
-- 
Frank M. Dibbell III (408-746-6493)  ...!{ihnp4,cbosgd,sun}!amdahl!canopus
Amdahl Corporation, Sunnyvale CA     [This is the obligatory disclaimer..]