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From: rokicki@navajo.UUCP
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Subject: Slime, eggs, bacon, and slime.
Message-ID: <924@navajo.STANFORD.EDU>
Date: Sat, 11-Oct-86 01:54:31 EDT
Article-I.D.: navajo.924
Posted: Sat Oct 11 01:54:31 1986
Date-Received: Sun, 12-Oct-86 05:04:41 EDT
Organization: Stanford University
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Keywords: slime, slime, eggs, slime, and slime, hold the eggs.

[ |>>   Do you prefer white meat or dark? ]

Of course I'm slime!  Never found a reason not to be.
Wasn't it the immortal Lincoln who said, `I slime,
therefore I get laid more often?'  Didn't Newton-John
make a hit `Daddy don't preach, I'm gonna have my
slime boy?'  Show me a girl who appreciates a nice
guy, and I'll teach her what life is really about.

Join a slime group?  Hell no, I'm too busy
emulating King Richard the Third.  You talk about
a slime boy; he's everything I always wanted to be.
God, I love it; read Act I Scene II if you haven't;
a short excerpt:

``Was ever woman in this humour woo'd?
  Was ever woman in this humour won?
  I'll have her,---but I will not keep her long.
  What!  I, that kill'd her husband and his father,
  To take in her heart's extremest hate,
  With curses in her mouth, tears in her eyes,
  The bleeding witness of her hatred by;
  . . .
  Since I am crept in favour with myself,
  I will maintain it with a little cost.
  But, first, I'll turn yon fellow in his grave;
  And then return lamenting to my love.---
  Shine out, fair son, till I have bought a glass,
  That I may see my shadow as I pass.''  (Act I, Scene II)

Lewis Carroll also knew what life was about:

``'Twas brillig, and the slimey boys,
  Did gyrate and boink in the labe.''

Now to take my Zinfandel and sink further into the muck . . .

-tom