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From: frye@cuuxb.UUCP (frye)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: How to get rid of the scent of yer ladyfriend/wife.
Message-ID: <855@cuuxb.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 13-Oct-86 13:05:42 EDT
Article-I.D.: cuuxb.855
Posted: Mon Oct 13 13:05:42 1986
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References: My bathroom.
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Keywords: Wherever beaver eaters congragate...


Don't know 'bout you folks out there, but I can think of a number of
reasons I'd want to get the smell of the lady's little flower out of
my facial foliage. Like f'rinstance, if I'm gonna go visit my Mommy,
well---she still thinks I'm a virgin...and no matter who the little
sweetie was that I had for desert, I have a feeling that Mom would
never understand. And though my heartthrob may be one hell of a
wonderful lady 9and ain't they all in one way or another?), I don't
want a male friend standing down wind of me to get all lathered up
when I walk in....So, you fellers try what I use to git the flavor
saver to come clean...Use a little Head & Shoulders shampoo. It
has always worked for me. And you can also take yer old played out
tooth brush and brush a little bit of Listerine through that matt
of tangled hair on yer ol' chin. That helps a whole bunch.

Ummm, after you folks have tried this stuff, don't make the mistake 
of kissing the wrong end of yer ladyfriend goodbye when ya leave
for work(8-). You'll have to clean up all over again.

One more attempt to answer why a person might want to get involved
with oral sex...just for those who might have missed it. Women do
not get pregnant that way and it drived some of 'em absolutely ape
shit if done right. Is it safe? Oh hell yes!(8-) The lady is most
probably cleaner than yer mouth 'cause she don't poke nearly as many
things into that little flower as people stuff in their mouths. Ever
see some of the things people eat? And I suppose guys are clean too
if they'll use a little soap and water on that boy. No need to use
steel wool, though I do...but then I'm one o' them rugged types(8-).
Those of you who believe that rugged part can line up over here and
bid on this bridge I have to sell...


Enjoy yer very edible companions, folks(8-).
Ol' Grizzly