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From: frye@cuuxb.UUCP (frye)
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Subject: near where your partner urinates...
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Date: Thu, 16-Oct-86 11:47:59 EDT
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Posted: Thu Oct 16 11:47:59 1986
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Keywords: Ain't no way I'll put my face in no toilet...


That's where most of my partners have urinated most of the time...
And I ain't about ta stick my head in there. Oh, ya mean kissin'
HER and not the toilet...But that's living tissue that takes care 
of itself so long as she helps out in the bathtub now and then.

As for drinkin' urine or pouring it in wounds...Well, yer body got
rid of the stuff for a reason. Don't be pouring it back 'cause you
create more work in getting rid of it again...And I don't think the
fella really meant it literally when he said, "Aw, piss on it!"
Oh, and I don't agreethat there are no bacteria or viruses in urine.
How could that possibly be true? There was a study done when a few
doctors found blook in a few patients' blood. Seemed that the folks
didn't have any real bad problems. It was just that they were into
some heavy workouts which flexed the bladder a little more than was
ideal...and that seemed to be okay as long as the bladder wasn't empty.
If empty, the walls of the bladder would rub together and abrade the
suface capillaries a little...If a little blood gets in from that or
a kindney stone, blood born bugs can get in too.

Then too, if urine would kill the little begars, how long does it
take? I'd hate to have to hold a full bladder for a couple of days
so's I kin pee in a wound(8-). Better to poor a little White Light-
nin' in thar...Ummm, the wound and yer gullet(8-). The wound will
still hurt some, but after enough White Lightnin' ya wound care(8-).


MA! I stubbed my great toe! Where's that Tennesee Joy Juice?


HICCUP!
Griz