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From: martin@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU (Still Crazy After All These Years)
Newsgroups: soc.singles,soc.women
Subject: Re: No need to Douche!
Message-ID: <6151@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU>
Date: Thu, 9-Oct-86 12:31:02 EDT
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Posted: Thu Oct  9 12:31:02 1986
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Reply-To: martin@topaz.UUCP (Pooh c/o Portable Liz)
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.
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Keywords: Ripening Sperm
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Summary: Orange marmalade!

In article <483@cci632.UUCP> rb@ccird2.UUCP (Rex Ballard) writes:
>
>So my question is, is there a nice way to become "kissable" again
>afterwords without getting totally unromantic (like going into the
>bathroom and washing my face).
>
Yes, there is help for all you straight men (and Ray Frank too).
Orange marmalade works wonders.  It doesn't stain like strawberry or
raspberry or even blueberry, and men who get it in their mustaches
claim that it makes them cheerful all the next day.

Helpfully,
Dr. Poohth        topaz!unipress!pooh
                  caip!unirot!pooh  <-- big-time crashed
                  pooh@aim.rutgers.edu

Give Bozo the bag.