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From: gts@axiom.UUCP (Guy Schafer)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A Sane Man Will Have Been At The Boston Party
Message-ID: <327@axiom.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 22-Sep-86 16:54:08 EDT
Article-I.D.: axiom.327
Posted: Mon Sep 22 16:54:08 1986
Date-Received: Tue, 23-Sep-86 02:20:35 EDT
Organization: Axiom Technology, Newton MA
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Keywords: What I did next weekend

I just bought a Honda Hatchback Time Machine.  Took my very first ride
in it and boy is it fast!  And even at high speeds (around 90 days/hour)
it's as smooth as silk.  Maybe even too smooth--got picked up just over
the 1987 border.  The cop asked me "OK, buddy, when's the fire?"

Anyway, I went to Henry's party in Brighton next Saturday and had a
great time.  Too bad about the stereo, though.  There were a few heated
debates but mostly everyone was in a predetermined mood.

I was in good spirits coming back home but just as I pulled into my
driveway, I ran into myself going out.  Then, of course, I got out of
my car and started complaining about whiplash of all things!  Now I
get served papers that say I'm suing me for every penny I've got.
Gad, what a mess.

Looking forward to have had already seen you this weekend....

	>< ...{ decvax!linus | seismo!harvard }!axiom!gts

	"No hoary falsehood shall be a truth to me;
	no stifling dogma shall encramp my pen!"
	--The Book of Satan.  I:7.