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From: gts@axiom.UUCP (Guy Schafer)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A Sane Man Gives Two For The Price Of One.
Message-ID: <337@axiom.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 26-Sep-86 17:46:38 EDT
Article-I.D.: axiom.337
Posted: Fri Sep 26 17:46:38 1986
Date-Received: Sat, 27-Sep-86 01:22:59 EDT
Organization: Axiom Technology, Newton MA
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Keywords: Going out of business!  Must liquidate our entire inventory!

Now for a limited time only, I'm giving you TWO power-packed,
side-splitting, nuggets of pure, 24-carat comedy for less than the
price of an ordinary 'flat' bed:


Bizarre theory #405:

All dealers claim to have the lowest prices but to have the lowest prices,
you must have the lowest costs.

	>< ...I'm Ernie Boch.

	"Come on down."


Bizarre chess moves #23 and #24:

23.  P x B!	R x T
(Pawn takes bad check;  Rook takes subway.)

24.  Q-SF,CA	K-QRBQRBPKRRPNPPNPBBPPP
(Queen to San Francisco, California;  King gets upset and overturns board.)

	>< ...{ decvax!linus || seismo!harvard }!axiom!gts

	"Understand or leave."