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From: jmsellens@watdragon.UUCP (John M Sellens)
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Subject: True Newspaper Ad
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Date: Mon, 22-Sep-86 14:41:01 EDT
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Posted: Mon Sep 22 14:41:01 1986
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The full text of an ad in the Toronto Globe & Mail on Saturday
September 20, 1986:

                    TO THE 12 TRIBES OF ISRAEL
                           !!!LISTEN!!!

    Before long the moment shall be there, that Jesus returns with many
    spaceships to gather His people and to take them to a new planet.
    The remaining life on earth shall be destroyed by a nuclear war.

    For information send your name and address to P. Dirks and Mrs.
    S. Michielsen, Postbus 1066, 5004 BB Tilburg, The Netherlands.