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From: awc@bu-cs.BU.EDU (Alex Cannon)
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Subject: Dog Shoots Man
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Date: Tue, 23-Sep-86 22:41:59 EDT
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Posted: Tue Sep 23 22:41:59 1986
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The following is paraphrased from memory, because I left the article
(from today's Globe) in the laundromat where I read it. I was in a
hurry to leave because of this crazy who sounded (and looked) like a
cross between Pat Robertson and Mr. Rogers. 
("Can you say transubstantiation?" :-) But that's another posting.)

"Norway - A large dog, ambling toward his owner, stepped on the trigger
of a shotgun, discharging both barrels. A hunter, age 55, was hit and
severely wounded. The owner of the gun said he didn't remember if he
had put the safety device on or not."

Yep, it's just like them hunting dogs. They go into the woods, get
drunk, and start blastin' everything in sight... :-)

Alex Cannon
Boston University