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From: dnelson@joevax.UUCP (Dorothy Nelson)
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Subject: Re: Where did we come from? Why are we here? Where are we going?
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Date: Mon, 29-Sep-86 15:53:41 EDT
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>In article <704@midas.UUCP>, jeffw@midas.UUCP (Jeff Winslow) writes:
>> I give up. Where did we come from? Why are we here? Where are we going?
>> 
Jeez, thought everyone knew this.

Answer #1.  You are descended from travelers from the Planet of Porn-Loving
	    Platypusses (Platypi?) Who Cram Their Orifices with Refrigerated
	    Camembert and Who Sacrifice Kumquats to the Nympho-bots.  This
	    explains many things such as why the Meese commission had it 
	    renamed "Planet 2Q30A4" and why there never seems to be any 
	    Kumquats at the supermarket.

Answer #2.  You are here, in Pathmark, to find the Kielbasa.

Answer #3.  Aisle 10.

Has anyone figured out that I have an oral fixation, yet?


	--cosmique muffin (dorothy)

SWOmniverous Orifice seeks partner for harmless nibbling.  Don't mind the
bones in the bushes.  Really.  The uh, the uh... dog... uh... brought em.
Yeah, that's it.