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From: gts@axiom.UUCP (Guy Schafer)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A Sane Man Appears On Late Night With David Letterman.
Message-ID: <344@axiom.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 1-Oct-86 19:23:03 EDT
Article-I.D.: axiom.344
Posted: Wed Oct  1 19:23:03 1986
Date-Received: Thu, 2-Oct-86 20:38:25 EDT
Organization: Axiom Technology, Newton MA
Lines: 27
Keywords: Brush with Stupidity.

David Letterman:  Is there a Guy Schafer here?
A Sane Man:  (Stands) Yeah, right here.
DL:  What's that mean on your t-shirt there?
ASM:  That's just my net address.
DL:  Pardon me?
ASM:  My net address.
DL:  Your net address?
ASM:  You got it.
DL:  (Pauses)  OK.  So do you have a brush with stupidity that you want
	share with us?
ASM:  Yeah.  I was dating this fantasic woman for about three and a half
	years and we decided to get married.  So we got our blood tests
	done and the doctor called me up and asked if I'd come down to
	his office.  Well, to make a long story short, it turned out she
	was my sister.
DL:  (Makes faces--waits for audience to regain composure)  Hooooo!
	(Laughs)  Your sister?
ASM:  (Nods)
DL:  (Aside)  Do we even need a writer's embellishment for this one?
	(To ASM)  Why don't you just sit down?  No, no, just forget
	the card.  Nope, no flourescent bulbs either.  Is there a 
	Martin Baxter in the audience?  Hooooo!  (Wipes forehead)


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