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Subject: Re: newspeak, innovative use of a term long abused. - offensive to you? Maybe - it could be, it could not be. You pays your money and you takes your chances. (rot 13)
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Date: Tue, 7-Oct-86 13:14:53 EDT
Article-I.D.: y and you takes your chances. (rot 13)
Posted: Tue Oct  7 13:14:53 1986
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> 
> 	V'ir bsgra gubhtug gung vg'f fgenatr ubj rkcerffvbaf hfrq va rirelqnl
> ynathntr jrer bapr pbafvqrerq "va cbbe gnfgr"; V oryvrir vg vf gvzr gb oevat n
> cnegvphyne grez gung unf ybat orra qbjapnfg naq orengrq (ol gur vzcrevnyvfg
> qbtzn bs gur ratyvfu-grnpure ertvzr ;-) ), vagb gur yvtug bs qnl. Vg vf ybat
> cnfg gur gvzr jura guvf jbeq fubhyq unir orra tvira gur shyy ceviryrtrf bs
> orvat n erpbtavmrq zrzore bs gur ratyvfu ynathntr (gung'f gur fghss gung 
> jnf qrirybcrq va Oevgnva, ohg arire cebcreyl vzcyrzragrq va gur Fgngrf ;-)).
> Bs pbhefr, lbh nyy xabj gur jbeq V ersre gb; V unir unq guvf cvrpr bs yvgrengher
> ylvat nebhaq sbe n juvyr, naq V gubhtug vg qrzbafgengrf gur pnfr nccebcevngryl
> rabhtu (fbeel, nhgube haxabja):
> 
> 
> Grkg ortvaf...
>    	Creuncf bar bs gur zbfg vagrerfgvat naq pbybheshy jbeqf va gur
>    ratyvfu ynathntr vf gur jbeq "shpx". Vg vf gur bar zntvpny jbeq juvpu ol
>    whfg vgf fbhaq pna qrfpevor cnva, cyrnfher, ungr naq ybir.
>    
>    	"Shpx" snyyf vagb znal tenzzngvpny pngrtbevrf. Vg pna or hfrq nf n
>    ireo obgu genafvgvir (Wbua shpxrq Znel) naq vagenafvgvir (Znel jnf shpxrq ol
>    Wbua). Vg pna or na npgvir ireo (Wbua ernyyl tvirf n shpx), be n cnffvir
>    ireo (Znel ernyyl qbrfa'g tvir n shpx), be n abha (Znel vf n svar shpx).
>    Vg pna or hfrq nf na nqwrpgvir (Znel vf shpxvat ornhgvshy). Vg fubhyq or
>    boivbhf abj gung gurer ner abg znal jbeqf nf irefngvyr nf "shpx".
>    
>    	Orfvqrf vgf frkhny pbaabgngvba, guvf ybiryl jbeq pna or hfrq gb
>    qrfpevor znal fvghngvbaf:
>    
>    	Senhq:           V tbg shpxrq ol zl vafhenapr ntrag.
>    	Qvfznl:          Bu, shpx vg!
>    	Ceboyrz:         V thrff V'z shpxrq abj.
>    	Ntterffvba:      Shpx lbh.
>    	Cnffvir:         Shpx zr.
>    	Pbashfvba:       Jung gur shpx?
>    	Qvssvphygl:      V pna'g haqrefgnaq guvf shpxvat ohfvarff.
>    	Qrfcnve:         Shpxrq ntnva.
>    	Cuvybfbcuvpny:   Jub tvirf n shpx?
>    	Eryvtvbhf:       Ubyl Shpx.
>    	Vapbzcrgrapr:    Ur'f nyy shpxrq hc.
>    	Ynmvarff:        Ur whfg shpxf nobhg.
>    	Qvfcyrnfher:     Jung gur shpx vf tbvat ba?
>    	Eroryyvba:       Shpx bss!
>    	Fhecevfr:        Shpxvat Vaperqvoyr!
>    
>    Vg pna or hfrq va qrfpevcgvir nangbzl 
>    		- Ur'f n shpxvat nffubyr.
>    Vg pna or hfrq gb gryy gvzr 
>    		- Vg'f svir shpxvat guvegl.
>    Vg pna or hfrq va ohfvarff 
>    		- Ubj qvq V trg guvf shpxvat wbo?
>    Vg pna or n cerqvpgvba 
>    		- Bu, jvyy V trg shpxrq.
>    Vg pna unir zngreany pbaabgngvbaf 
>    		- nf va "Zbgure Shpxre".
>    Vg pna or anhgvpny 
>    		- Shpx gur Nqzveny.
>    Vg pna or cbyvgvpny 
>    		- Shpx Erntna.
>    Vg pna bcra gur qbbe gb jbaqreshy eryngvbafuvcf 
>    		- "yrg'f shpx".
>    Vg pna or hfrq gb raunapr gur zrnavat bs n jbeq
>    		- nf va Ornhgvshpxvatshy, Greshpxvatvsvp be Nofbshpxvatyhgryl.
>    
>    	Gur zvaq vf snveyl obttyrq ng gur znal znal perngvir hfrf. Ubj pbhyq
>    nalbar or bssraqrq jura lbh fnl "shpx"? Hfr vg va lbhe qnvyl fcrrpu! Vg nqqf
>    gb lbhe cerfgvtr.
>    
>    	Gbqnl gryy fbzrbar "Shpx Lbh".
>    
>          
> Raq bs Genafzvffvba.
> 
> 
> 							   2
> 						Zvxr Urezna
> 
> 		..!vuac4!nyoregn!pnytnel!ureznaa
> 
> 	Rinatryvfz (hasbeghangryl) Yvirf.
> 
> 

It should also be noted that this magical word is a way to greet your friends
and this word is also used to rename the cities of this country.

As the lean singer from Twisted Sister used to say ( probably still does):

How the f*ck are you? Its nice to be back in San Di f*cking ego........