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From: holloway@unc.UUCP (Richard Holloway)
Newsgroups: net.jokes,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: newspeak, innovative use of a term long abused. - offensive to you? Maybe - it could be, it could not be. You pays your money and you takes your chances. (rot 13)
Message-ID: <6@unc.unc.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 10-Oct-86 22:11:57 EDT
Article-I.D.: y and you takes your chances. (rot 13)
Posted: Fri Oct 10 22:11:57 1986
Date-Received: Sun, 12-Oct-86 05:47:34 EDT
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Reply-To: holloway@unc.UUCP (Richard Holloway)
Distribution: net
Organization: CS Dept, U. of N. Carolina, Chapel Hill
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Keywords: Expletive deleted, nasty words, people from 'Fame', things your grandmother
Xref: watmath net.jokes:4519 talk.bizarre:457
Summary: history of naughty words...

would eat...


NOTE: not rot13!

so to quote a phrase (and a bruce cockburn (honest, that's his name) song):
	"you pay your money and you take your chance (when you're
	dealing with love and romance)"

feeble wimps or disinterested parties should hit the 'n' key now.


i heard of a derivation of the word "FUCK" ( a fine word, that; for reasons
chronicled in the previous article ) from a non-unimpeachable but trustable
source, who said that it came from either England or Puritan America and 
stood for the then-crime:

	For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

I'm serious about this, so for God's sake, let's not start a bunch of
stupid run-on puns and clever guesses (unless you feel you HAVE to).


now, for the net.jokes people (others hit 'n'), a joke:



q: what do you call a girl who can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose?



a:	honey.


rich holloway
holloway@unc

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