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Subject: Re: Mouse Season: Your Assistance is Requested
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Date: Mon, 13-Oct-86 11:29:38 EDT
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Posted: Mon Oct 13 11:29:38 1986
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In article <1839@bu-cs.bu-cs.BU.EDU> awc@bu-cs.UUCP (Alex W. Cannon) writes:
>Ok people, it's starting to get cold outside, and you know what *that* means:
>
>      IT'S MOUSE SEASON!
>
                .
                .

>	 Since I couldn't find any traps in the store near my
>apartment, I'll have to take some home tonight. I think I'll get the
>sticky kind.

	No. Don't ((C) Shelli A. Meyers. 1986)

>Here's where you come in. I need some advice. When the mouse (mice) get(s)
>trapped, they usually live for a while. As I related in my previous
>Mouse Story, I drowned the suckers as soon as I found them (in beer, or
>water if I was out of beer :-) ). 

	We have them at work. The mice get stuck, and then take 2 or 3
days to die. I think that is so gross that I bashed one over the head
last night so it wouldn't suffer and so I wouldn't have to hear it
squeek for 2 days. So I propose that before being alowed to by such
trap that people should be super-glued to a 500 lb steel plate for a
few days

>Alex "The Exterminator" Cannon
>Boston University

	;-)

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