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From: gts@axiom.UUCP (Guy Schafer)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A Sane Man Blows Cliff's Cover.
Message-ID: <358@axiom.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 14-Oct-86 19:15:07 EDT
Article-I.D.: axiom.358
Posted: Tue Oct 14 19:15:07 1986
Date-Received: Wed, 15-Oct-86 00:21:04 EDT
Organization: Axiom Technology, Newton MA
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Keywords: AT&T, Phone cops, Cliff, Testifying for a grand jury, FLAMES.

Wow.  When I first found out, I was shocked.  All these seemeingly
ridiculous theories about Cliff R. of AT&T fame are nothing compared
with the sickening truth:

Cliff is an actor who is paid to appear in television commercials.

Now that the story is out, I've got to get a new identity and some
cosmetic surgery, but it'll be well worth it if it ENDS THIS BORING
GODDAMNED DISCUSSION.

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