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The Philosopher's Song (- the Monty Python Crew)
  (sing with Rousing Australian Gusto)

Emannuel Kant was a real pissant 
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar 
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume 
Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine 
Who was just as shloshed as Schlegel.

  There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 
  'Bout the raising of the wrist;
  Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill of his own free will 
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbs used to drink his dram.
Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart,
"I drink, therefore I am."

  There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 
  'Bout the raising of the wrist;
  Socrates himself is particularly missed...
  Such a lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

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    John Boose     uw-beaver!uw-june!bcsaic!john