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From: throopw@dg_rtp.UUCP (Wayne Throop)
Newsgroups: net.sf-lovers,talk.politics.misc,net.jokes
Subject: a small town in southern France
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Date: Mon, 22-Sep-86 11:51:18 EDT
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Summary: "People of Earth!  I am the Timekeeper!  Your weapons are useless!"

> jrw@princeton.UUCP (Jeffrey Westbrook)
>> throopw@dg_rtp.UUCP (Wayne Throop)

>> ... what was that you were saying about "proof"?

> Holy God, there's a deconstructionist on the net! Somebody send him
> back to France!

Hey, wait a minute!  I'm not a Deacon Structionist!  I'm a Lay
Structionist.  Oh, wait, I get it, that's why he thinks I come from
France... "Lay Structionist", "le Structionist".  Well, actually I've
never been to France, but if you *really* want to send me there, I
wouldn't turn down complementary airline tickets... or better yet, I'll
take care of the whole thing.  What was your American Express card
number again?  And wasn't your name "Underwood" or something?

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"It was a beautiful speach..."
                                --- Beldar Conehead
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Wayne Throop      <the-known-world>!mcnc!rti-sel!dg_rtp!throopw