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From: olguin@dartvax.UUCP (Karl Olguin)
Newsgroups: talk.religion.misc,net.jokes
Subject: Re: Brother Jed's travels: a survey
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Date: Thu, 2-Oct-86 21:25:45 EDT
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Posted: Thu Oct  2 21:25:45 1986
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Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
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Keywords: Pseudo-Christian hyperbole, good humor
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All of this talk on the net about Bro. Jed got me to wondering,, "Whoo is
this guy?"  Suonds like a real ball.  Well, I found out who he was when
I was walking across the green here in Hanover and there was aa huge group
of people inn the center.  As I got closer,  I began to here rather intense
insults being flung aat the crowd who was laughinng hysterically.  It was
in fact the Brother Jed which you all have been talking about.  I was
rather impressed with the way he and Sister Pat stood there aand took all
of that abuse.  I was impressed ennough to ask him for a copy of his book
called,"Who will Rise Up" which he very graciously autographed.  So, any of
you who are wondering if Bro. Jed is alive and well, he is, and is taking a
lot of abuse for it.


now for my joke:

**OFFENSIVE TO HOMOSEXUALS**

I WARNED YOU "GUYS"

HERE GOES! LAST CHANCE!!!


Well, it seems as though these three roughnecks were having a bit of a spat
in the local bar as to who had the longest member.  The bartender, having
been the mediator of many of these arguments, was rather tired of hearing
them argue so he told them all to lay their dicks out on the bar and he
would decide who in fact deserved to win the argument.  They all agreed
and not a second after they had all put their dicks on the bar when this
flaming homo walks in the door and goes "OOOOOHHH!!!!".  The bartender looks at him and say,"What
the hell do YOU want???" to which the fag replies:
 
 "Well, I was going to have a White Russian, but now I think I will just
 have the buffet!!!"