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From: dwilliam@andromeda.UUCP (Diane Williams)
Newsgroups: talk.rumors
Subject: Re: Michael Jackson's oxygen chamber
Message-ID: <33@andromeda.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 7-Oct-86 00:41:54 EDT
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Posted: Tue Oct  7 00:41:54 1986
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Keywords: Hyperbaric oxygen chamber fire hazard National Enquirer
Summary: C'mon guys!  M.J. has NO chest hairs!  Remember, this is the kid who wants to grow up to be Diana Ross!!!

In article <6285@lll-crg.ARpA>, bandy@lll-crg.ARpA (Andrew Scott Beals) writes:
> In article <191@csustan.UUCP> smdev@csustan.UUCP (Scott Hazen Mueller) writes:
> >What I had heard was that Jackson had purchased a hyperbaric oxygen chamber.
> 
> Yeah, yeah, I'm read the National Enquirer in the supermarket too.
> 
> Well, shortly after that story came out in the NE, the SF Chronicle had
> a similar story and then a couple days later they had a blurb stating that
> MJ's doctor nixed the idea.  He said "Michael is a little strange at
> times...".  I would be too, if someone messed with my features *that*
> much.  (take a peek at the before and after pictures and you'll see what
> I mean)
> 	andy

Needless to say, this Michael kid is a bit short of Dilithium crystals.  He's 
decided he never wants to grow old-- a little like Peter Pan, he needs a cleft--a little like Kirk Douglas, he wants to look perfectly like the imperfect Diana
Ross, and he prefers Llamas to human company (perhaps not a bad idea).  Someone
stop this wayward boy before he turns into a pretty, singing Howard Hughes!!!

diane (I just love interrupting messages)


> 
> ps. Yes, MJ already did his own Richard Pryor act - don't you remember
> the Pepsi commercial that caught his hair/chesthair on fire?
> -- 
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