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From: dole@garth.UUCP
Newsgroups: sci.physics
Subject: Re: Mind Reading
Message-ID: <379@garth.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 23-Oct-86 01:05:39 EDT
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Posted: Thu Oct 23 01:05:39 1986
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Reply-To: dole@garth.UUCP (Harry Dole)
Organization: Fairchild APD -- Palo Alto, CA
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Hmm, I've always wanted to build a psychic accelerator:

Line up a bunch of psychics in a row pointed at the Evil Empire.
Give each psychic a couple of bricks and have them bash the bricks
against their heads.  The resulting empathic wave front should be 
enough to crush the Godless Ones.  Perhaps Uri Geller can be used
as the injector.  Uses up a lot of psychics, though.  ( Can you 
hear me, SDI?)

				Harry