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From: dant@tekla.tek.com (Dan Tilque;1893;92-789;LP=A;60aB)
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Subject: Is it Physics?
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Date: Wed, 29-Oct-86 17:48:00 EST
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>If it bites and scratches, it's Biology.
>If it hisses and spits, it's Chemistry.
>If it doesn't work, it's Physics.
>
>--Mario O. Bourgoin
>

How about:

If it crackles and sparks, it's Physics.
If it doesn't work, it's Engineering.

--Dan Tilque