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From: jordan@UCBARPA.BERKELEY.EDU (Jordan Hayes)
Newsgroups: mod.music.gaffa
Subject: Re:  Smashing the Sputnik...
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Date: Fri, 7-Nov-86 11:32:32 EST
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Posted: Fri Nov  7 11:32:32 1986
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Jim Hofboyy  /  Thursday Night  / love-hounds mailing list ... near MIT

In his followup performance tonight, Slim Jim rocks the house (party
people HO!) wid the might on da mike. His rock is hard, his rock
is real .... rocking all night say how the fuck he FEEL.

I was working on this cool filter/recognizer last night, and here's the
output of the following UNIX command:

% wsplit < jim.mail | unpunc | cool | sort | uniq -c

   1 acquaintance
   1 agents
   1 anti-crack
   1 artist's
   1 ass
   1 assholes
   1 asswipes
   1 banshees
   1 barfed
   1 cocaine
   1 commie-populist
   1 crap
   1 crapola
   1 crapsky
   1 crumbsuckers
   1 davo
   1 dicks
   1 fuckers
   1 fucks
   1 madonna
   1 max
   1 populist
   1 run-dmc
   1 scrotum
   1 slime
   1 slime-sucking
   1 spendies
   1 trend
   1 wavo
   1 wavo-crud
   1 wavos
   1 weenie
   1 zine
   2 a-holes
   2 maaaan
   2 pubic
   2 shitty
   3 critic
   3 suck
   4 shit
   5 fucking
   6 fuck
   6 like
   9 elitist

% cool -p < jim.mail
The coolness factor of this piece is 58%, +/- 3.21
% logout

Hmmm.

Joe Bob sez, Check it out!

/jordan