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From: scott@utcs.uucp
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Subject: Attention!
Message-ID: <1986Nov26.164504.11957@utcs.uucp>
Date: Wed, 26-Nov-86 16:45:04 EST
Article-I.D.: utcs.1986Nov26.164504.11957
Posted: Wed Nov 26 16:45:04 1986
Date-Received: Wed, 26-Nov-86 17:28:52 EST
Reply-To: scott@utcs.uucp (Scott Campbell)
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                             MEMO                                               
                                                                                
                                                                                
     TO:   ALL EMPLOYEES                                                        
                                                                                
     SUBJECT:  SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING                                  
                                                                                
     In order to insure that we continue to produce the highest                 
     quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all                   
     employees well-trained through our program of Special High                 
     Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.).  We are giving our employees                
     more S.H.I.T. than any other office in town.                               
                                                                                
     If you feel you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on                   
     the job, please see your supervisor.  You will be placed on                
     the top of the S.H.I.T. list for special attention.                        
                                                                                
     All of your supervisors are particularly qualified to see that             
     you get all of the S.H.I.T. you can handle at your own speed.              
                                                                                
     If you consider yourself to be trained enough already, you                 
     may be asked to help train others.  We can add you to our                  
     Basic Understanding Lecture List for Special High Intensity                
     Training (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).                                               
                                                                                
     A new research project has been started for fully under-                   
     standing Learning Levels of Special High Intensity Train-                  
     ing project, named "FULL of SHIT".                                         
                                                                                
     If you have further questions, please address them to our                  
     Head of Training, Special High Intensity Training, (H.O.T.                 
     S.H.I.T.).                                                                 
                                                                                
     Thank you,                                                                 
                                                                                
     Boss in General                                                            
     Special High Intensity Training                                            
     (B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)                                                           
                                                                                
     P.S. With the personalities some of you display around here                
     you can easily become the Director of Intensity Programming,               
     (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.)                                                           

     P.P.S. We are currently looking for some one to fill the 
     position of Doctorate Emeritus of the Extended Program of
     S.H.I.T.
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Disclaimer: The above is not actually the opinion of anyone at all but
	especially not the administration or staff of this institution.