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Subject: Re: Some jokes (offensive to everyone [ rot13 (I hope) ] )
Message-ID: <12@houligan.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 24-Nov-86 13:44:03 EST
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Posted: Mon Nov 24 13:44:03 1986
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>        A truck driver was driving down the road one day and sees a
>    hippie hitch-hiking.  The truck driver picks him up and the two 
>    continue down the road.  The guys hair is really long but the
>    trucker decides not to say anything.  After about 15 or 20 minutes
>    of total silence, the hippie says, "Well?"
>        "Well, what?" responded the truck driver.
>        "Aren't you going to ask me whether I'm a man or a woman?"
>    asked the hitch-hiker.
>        "Doesn't matter," replied the trucker, "I'm gonna fuck you
>    anyway."
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>        One day a man comes home from work and sees his newlywed wife
>    sliding down the bannister.  When she got to the bottom, she climbed
>    the stairs and slid down again.  Somewhat confused, the husband asks
>    his bride, "honey, what in the world are you doing?"
>        "Oh," replies the woman, "I'm just warming up your dinner."
>    
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>    
>        These two pollacks were out hunting in the woods one day when one
>    says to the other, "I gotta shit really bad!"
>        "Well, go ahead," says the other.
>        "I don't have nothin' to wipe with," says the first.
>        "You got a hankerchief?" asks his friend.
>        "Yeah," says the first pole, "but what am I gonna use to blow my
>    nose later on?"
>        "Well, do you have a dollar?"
>        "Yeah, I got a dollar."
>        "Well," the second continues, "why don't you wipe with that?"
>        "Okay," says the first and runs off into the forest.  After 
>    about thirty minutes, the guy is starting to get worried about his
>    friend.  He is just about to start off after him when he sees him
>    coming out of the brush.  "Where the hell have you been?  It doesn't
>    take thirty minutes to take a shit."
>        "Yeah," says the other, "but do you know how long it takes to
>    wipe with three quarters, two dimes and a nickel?"
>    -- 
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>    Bill Sears			....uw-beaver!ssc-vax!voodoo!bill
>    		     FSE System Development Project
>    
>    	Masochist's Battle Cry -
>    		Stop it again!!!  Quit it some more!!!
>    
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