Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!sunybcs!colonel From: colonel@sunybcs.UUCP Newsgroups: comp.ai Subject: Re: British Museum Message-ID: <2092@sunybcs.UUCP> Date: Mon, 26-Jan-87 13:46:51 EST Article-I.D.: sunybcs.2092 Posted: Mon Jan 26 13:46:51 1987 Date-Received: Tue, 27-Jan-87 06:21:30 EST References: <355@unc.unc.UUCP> <1711@k.cc.purdue.edu> Organization: Jack of Clubs Precision Instruments Lines: 25 > ... we would have a countably infinite event space. If it > is safe to assume a continuous distribution for a probability density function > representing (time) vs (accomplishing the duplication of the museum works) > [is it possible to derive such a function?] then the probability of actually > accomplishing this feat AT A PARTICULAR POINT in time is zero. ... Colin's paradox looks like a variant of one of Zeno's paradoxes. The above statement is correct--the probability that anything will happen at a particular time is nil. MORAL: Don't make dinner appointments for exact times; leave at least a few microseconds' leeway. > ... I am however aquainted with many people who's > intellect approaches that of monkeys', From which direction? Assistant: "Professor! The computers are on strike!" Professor: "What? How dare they?" [throws window open] Mechanical voices: "MORE ... INPUT! ... LESS ... OUTPUT! ..." -- Col. G. L. Sicherman UU: ...{rocksvax|decvax}!sunybcs!colonel CS: colonel@buffalo-cs BI: colonel@sunybcs, csdsiche@ubvms