Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!utgpu!water!watnot!watmath!clyde!rutgers!lll-lcc!styx!mcb From: mcb@styx.UUCP Newsgroups: news.software.b Subject: Re: .signature line limit Message-ID: <21368@styx.UUCP> Date: Thu, 2-Apr-87 20:12:42 EST Article-I.D.: styx.21368 Posted: Thu Apr 2 20:12:42 1987 Date-Received: Sat, 4-Apr-87 16:22:57 EST References: <1305@msudoc.UUCP> Reply-To: mcb@styx.UUCP (Michael C. Berch) Organization: Lawrence Livermore Laboratory, Livermore CA Lines: 37 Summary: Automatic signatures -- an idea whose time has passed In article <1305@msudoc.UUCP> lawitzke@msudoc.UUCP (John Lawitzke) writes: > I think a 5-line limit is far more realistic: > > Name UUCP address > Title ARPA address > Organization CSNET address > Mail Stop Office phone > City, State, Zip Home phone Twaddle. This isn't a business card, folks. If you're asking specifically for paper mail in your article, you might mention your (paper) addrress, but otherwise, who cares? Same with telephones. Titles are useless; who the hell cares if something was posted by the president of FooBar Industries, or the washroom attendant? (For the person who suggested that titles were useful in determining peoples' qualifications in technical matters, all I can say is "dram on" -- if you can tell the difference between a "Senior Progammer/Analyst" and a "Principal Member of the Technical Staff" and whatever other title inflation goes on these days, congratulations.) Automatic signatures are an idea whose time has passed. I've seen too damn many half-page cute drawings, boxed outlines (can you imagine how painful those are at 1200 bps or lower?), repetitive quotations from plays (harryb@slovax comes to mind), company logos (AT&T, Pyramid, and a couple others : you know who you are!), silly pictures, and the like. Come on, folks. Get a life. I don't use a .signature; I yank it manually into the editor each time; that way I can easily add an explanatory line if needed. I'd put it on one line, but the UUCP path stuff won't fit, and until everybody's doing domains it's still needed. If you need more than your name, e-mail address (domain style and path-style if necessary), and a single explanatory line one in a rare while, you're blowing it. Michael C. Berch News/mail admin - styx <--- "explanatory line" mcb@lll-tis-b.arpa / {ames,ihnp4,lll-crg,lll-lcc,mordor}!styx!mcb