Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!mnetor!seismo!husc6!cmcl2!beta!hc!ames!amdahl!mat From: mat@amdahl.amdahl.com (Mike Taylor) Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,comp.misc Subject: Re: What the world needs now (computers that blow up) Message-ID: <6861@amdahl.amdahl.com> Date: Thu, 21-May-87 17:45:49 EDT Article-I.D.: amdahl.6861 Posted: Thu May 21 17:45:49 1987 Date-Received: Sat, 23-May-87 12:42:17 EDT References: <1240@ssc-vax.UUCP> <16754@amdcad.AMD.COM> Organization: Amdahl Corp, Sunnyvale CA Lines: 29 Xref: mnetor talk.bizarre:1850 comp.misc:559 In article <16754@amdcad.AMD.COM>, bandy@amdcad.AMD.COM (Andy Beals) writes: > >> ... is a piece of software that actually makes a computer blow up ... > > In article <1240@ssc-vax.UUCP> savage@ssc-vax.UUCP (Lowell Savage) writes: > >Uh. I work for Boeing Aerospace Company. We make things like, you know, > >missiles? [...] Well, gee guys, come to think of it, we make a > >whole lot of computers and put software onto them to make them blow up ... > > Yes, probably something like this: > > > detonate() { /* bye bye */ > char *firing_pin = BATCTL+23; > > *firing_pin = 1; > *firing_pin = 0; > /* NOTREACHED */ > panic("Missle didn't explode -- Can't happen."); > } > Of course it would happen. You can't use a C program this way. Everybody knows that Ada is the only language for making computers blow up - the DoD says so. -- Mike Taylor ...!{ihnp4,hplabs,amd,sun}!amdahl!mat [ This may not reflect my opinion, let alone anyone else's. ]