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From: mgodfrey@utcsri.UUCP (Michael Godfrey)
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Subject: in today's Globe and Mail
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Date: Fri, 19-Jun-87 11:16:46 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jun 19 11:16:46 1987
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This is a real ad on page C9 of today's (Fri. June 19, 1987) Globe and Mail
(Toronto):


	Teachers required for September 8, 1987

	SENIOR MATHEMATICS TEACHER
	with hairdressing experience.

	Please apply to:
		Mr. E. Grant
		Principal
		Brock High School
		Cannington, Ontario



Gee, I always thought that my B.Sc. in math lacked practical knowledge.

-- 

"I am not a free man...but I'm reasonable!" #6.

Mike Godfrey				"Truth is only that which is taken
Department of Computer Science		 to be true.  It's the currency of
University of Toronto			 living."     
mgodfrey@utcsri.toronto.edu				Tom Stoppard