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From: karl@haddock.UUCP
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: careful with that axe, eugene
Message-ID: <1153@haddock.ISC.COM>
Date: Thu, 17-Sep-87 00:04:43 EDT
Article-I.D.: haddock.1153
Posted: Thu Sep 17 00:04:43 1987
Date-Received: Sat, 19-Sep-87 09:31:44 EDT
References: <9680001@hpcupt1.HP.COM>
Reply-To: karl@haddock.ima.isc.com (Karl Heuer)
Organization: Interactive Systems, Boston
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In article <9680001@hpcupt1.HP.COM> gberg@hpcupt1.HP.COM (Greg Berg) writes:
>Will the first person who posts here get a posterior complexion
>like a marshmellow that fell off a stick into the campfire?
        ^^^^^^^^^^^
Judging from your atrocious spelling, I must come to the conclusion that you
are a mentally retarded grade-school dropout with the IQ of a small table
lamp.  If you can't take the trouble to learn the English language, you should
stay off the net (which posts to "the entire civilized world", which of course
implies English-speaking), or at least run your text through "spell".  Or are
you on a non-UNIX system?  I hear we don't export UNIX to communist countries,
or we give them a watered-down version that doesn't include those programs
that could jeopardize National Security, such as "crypt" and "spell".  Maybe
you can find one of those smart typewriters that does spelling correction, and
get it through customs using whatever methods you normally use to smuggle your
drugs.

Moreover, I find your use of the word "posterior" to be offensive.  You must
be a queer, too, to have such an obsession with that part of the anatomy.  It
figures, with a name like "Greg".

In summary, I think your posting demonstrates that you know nothing about ANY
subject whatsoever, and I flatly refuse to look at the contents of any of your
articles.  I suggest that you post them to "rec.arts.wobegon", where you won't
offend anybody because nobody reads that group.

Have a nice day.

Karl W. Z. Heuer (ima!haddock!karl or karl@haddock.isc.com), The Walking Lint