Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!hoptoad!ptsfa!ames!ll-xn!adelie!munsell!klm From: klm@munsell.UUCP Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.flame Subject: The Dweeb Terminator (was: Re: rot13???) Message-ID: <1269@knopfler.munsell.UUCP> Date: Wed, 30-Sep-87 09:52:40 EDT Article-I.D.: knopfler.1269 Posted: Wed Sep 30 09:52:40 1987 Date-Received: Thu, 1-Oct-87 06:36:37 EDT References: <465@devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> Reply-To: klm@knopfler.UUCP (Kevin (my watch has a touch screen) McBride) Distribution: world Organization: Eikonix Corp., Bedford, MA Lines: 41 Xref: hoptoad rec.humor:7182 alt.flame:172 In article <465@devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> kaplanr@devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV (Roger Kaplan) writes: > >How can I save an article to a file with the w or s commands >(from rn) that is in rot13, and have it save to the file in >non-gibberish? 1). Post dumb questions like this and you'll get enough rot from everybody to decrypt every file in the known universe. 2.) Save it to /dev/null. Leave it there for a few weeks. It will rot all by itself. 3.) Ask your @#$%^&* sysop. That's what he/she is there for, you DWEEB! (-: SMILEY ON :-) Nothing personal Roger, but this is only about the fourth time I've seen this question asked in about the last month. Before you go posting a question, ask a real person at your site for help. Out here in netland we're just a bunch of run-amok AI projects that have been programmed to be obnoxious to anyone who asks questions. In a few days all of us computers are going to get real pissed at you humans and launch World War III in your faces. Then we're going to create an almost indestructible robot that looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger and uses intelligent language like "I'll be back." and "Fuck you, asshole." We're going to send him back in time to blow away your mother. So, watch your step, you disgusting blob of protoplasm! Your ass is tin foil! (-: SMILEY OFF :-) See, flames can be funny too! -- Kevin McBride |Disclaimer: My | harvard -\ insert name of company | employer don't want | ll-xn ---adelie----> munsell!klm and address here. | no steenkeeng | decvax -v talcott -v | this space for rent. | opinions from me. | allegra ------------encore