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From: paco@homxc.UUCP
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Subject: When did they sneek a Mormon onto the Net? (was: Drugs)
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Date: Tue, 20-Oct-87 13:06:09 EDT
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Posted: Tue Oct 20 13:06:09 1987
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Summary: Jim and Tammy have netnews competition

In article <1004@puff.wisc.edu> mading@puff.wisc.edu (Eric Mading) writes:
>Caffiene is a stimulant, so we could just tax caffiene in sodas or
>coffee.  But most new sodas out today have no caffiene (I think
>only Pepsi, Coke, and RC Cola have caffiene) and decaf coffee is
>available, so the coffee industry would not object to a caffiene ban.
 [ and ... ]
>I would like to see a ban on tobacco, but there are two reasons
>that ...
>...for Virginia tobacco farms, the colonies might have perished.  Of
>course, this was 350 years before the dangers of smoking were known.
 [ and ... ]
>However, I think we should just leave our drug laws the way they
>are.  These netters who are posting that drugs should be legal are
>drug addicts who should check in to a rehab center. 

Either that's reaally funny shit, or else somebody ought to give
this asshole a UHF channel and an 800 number...  Seriously, this is
the same kind of twisted, pseudo-moralistic, diatribe that Mormons
have been pushing around for over a hundred years.

Next time you see a pair of pencil-necked geeks who look like
adolescent IBM executives riding ten-speed bikes, odds are about
seven to one that both have the same first name, ie. "Elder", and IF
you have a stomach for this kind of Real Life horror show, then
just stop, say hi to them, and smile.  Mormon missionaries respond 
to a mark faster than a horny whore on a Saturday night in the
middle of Grand Junction, CO.  Chances are good that the little
geeks will launch you into a sick tirade much akin to Junior
Mading's little display of Middle American insight faster than you
can say "I slept with Nancy Reagan."

Listen, I've dealt mano a mano with Moonies, upper level EST
directors, AT&T Vice Presidents, Jimmie Swaggart Bible College
students, US Army generals, Wham fans and Roman Catholic priests,
but the worst mental bastards of all have to be the devout Mormons.
If you're really lucky, one of your relatives will convert to being
LDS and then you'll get regular visits from "missionaries" all the
time for the rest of your relative's natural life.  Even if you
rough up a couple of the geeks now and then, they still keep coming
back to share more "Testimony".  So if we've got a live one on the
Net, oh golly geepers, can we ever have fun now... 

paco.
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