Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!hoptoad!amdcad!decwrl!glenn From: glenn@decwrl.UUCP Newsgroups: alt.flame Subject: RHONDA SCHRIBNER _ PORTRAIT OF AD HOMINIM ADDICT Message-ID: <90@bacchus.DEC.COM> Date: Thu, 22-Oct-87 15:24:23 EDT Article-I.D.: bacchus.90 Posted: Thu Oct 22 15:24:23 1987 Date-Received: Sat, 24-Oct-87 15:47:23 EDT References: <1747@chinet.UUCP> Reply-To: glenn@decwrl.UUCP (Elder Weem) Followup-To: alt.flame Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation Lines: 107 Keywords: straw men, whining, Captain carnage, Aycuk, ayuck, ayuck! Summary: Rhonda regurgatates about little or nothing I just finished reading the premire article posting of the Rhonda (Straw Man Tactics, Ignore the facts as presented) Schribner, the host of _How Much of an Ass Can I Make of Myself Defending Tim Maroney_ series of posts. It's hosted by an overbearing woman, (or is it an overbearing man, no it's an overbearing Schribner!), who is totaly convinced that it's working toward a better USENET for all by calling on the carpet the Brahams Gang for their obnoxious behavior. The premire article spends hundreds of bandwiths whining and carrying one, usually with no redeeming quality, either in content or in substance, or in any other area you'd care to mention. She sets up straw men, knocks them down, (reminds me of Don Quioxte and windmills), takes her own cheap shots and in general shows everyone what whining and whimpering do to a person, (which, for her benifit I'll help point out since by the article posted I sensed a deep need to explain my position fully, that being regression to childhood and childish behavior should be directed to talk.kids.tempertantrums). I'm mentioning this because Rhonda is relatively a new poster to the USENET world and one wouldn't want to miss the obvious gaps in her logical and well thought out postings, to do so would deprive one of a great source of amusement, (almost as much as the repeated attempts of Captain Carnage to get airborn, ayuck, ayuck ayuck!), as well as a lesson in how terminally braindamaged some people remain on certain topics, (in this case the Brahams Gang and their Supporters). {Matthew, I'm ashamed! I want *all* the cheer- leaders with legs in short skirts the next time at practice.} Rhonda doesn't limit her mental displays to alt.flame though, she manages to regurgate her formula postings with percision all over the net. Perhaps the R.R. Computer Center finally got that A.I. programing working, or perhaps Rhonda is really Timmy in disguise. Even more frightening is the fact that Rhonda, (a.k.a. Kid Karnage), is an entity unto herself. The second reason, (Like I had a first? But this is alt.flame after all), I'm mentioning this is that I thought a specific group of alt.flame readers, namely all those who emulate Kid Karnage's style of whining about how maligned they are because they post nonsensical drivel as an artistic apogee of intelligence and mental adroitness and expect others to accept their limited perceptions of issues *they wern't even a part of, either passively or actively*, whould embrace the Kid as their ONE TRUE HERO of net.land while their realy hero, Captain Carnage wallows in self pity and threatens even harsher penalties for those who dare disagree with him! To be honest, I think the Kid is at least as good if not better at finding all the ways to malign and twist what's written in other people's articles far better than o'l Cap. She(He)'s got the grim minority fighting the good fight, defending the net.land from the horrors of Dr. Weemba and the Brahams Seven, especially the crazed zealot Genie, Wardsmith and the hidious Erick von Faire. I think the Kid is almost the best I've seen because when it comes to making a net.ass out of oneself, o'l Rhonda takes the cake. (Apparently she hasn't caught on yet that while Weemba may have been a crusty, obnoxious, tempermental S.O.B. he was OUR S.O.B and we loved him!) I always thought that whining lying nonparticipators when placing themselves into s omething they weren't even a part of and didn't understand fully should SHUT THE FUCK UP!, but then again I suppose I should remember that while you can lead a horse to water, you can't make him, (sorry, her, no him, no it), drink. But I guess some people see it differently. (Do they sell Kid Karnage crying towels with Rhonda's face on them saying, "Leave the Captain alone!" ;-( I mean, after all, we're, talking about a woman who uses the net as a vehicle to insult and ridicule people she's never met just because she's got some grandious standards of behavior that she feels everyone should adhere to, even when the issues and topics of discussion were originaly begun and conducted without her reading them. We're not talking about someone who actually followed the discussions when they were first posted, oh no, we're talking about someone who believes in fighting the good fight for someone else, even if that person deserved what he was getting in the first place by being a Captain.Carnage.Weenie! Not bad enough, let's consider Cap's track record as documented here on the net! Pretty pathetic Kid! (Doesn't that make you guilty of net.abuse too? What you're screaming about is just as offensive as what the brahams gang does, perhaps even more so since you're participation totally ignores the fact that Maroney *could* be the instigator in all this! You wouldn't know since you weren't there for the originals!) While Matthew *might* be guilty of net.abuses, Gene was dragged in because *outside weenies* have managed through incredible brain damaged thought patterns to assume that MW + Brahams = Brahams Gang in toto! (Reminds me of all the HASAites having the same position even when they argued amongst themselves). While Matthew was obnoxious and caustic, his perceptions were accurate and to the point. He wasn't as much a hypocrite as o'l Cap, and Cap was o.k. because the *real* hypocrite here is the paragon of I'll.protect.them.from.themselves, (otherwise known as the self-appointed.net.police), Kid Karnage! HOW? Well, while Matthew was obnoxious and caustic, it stated so in his address, (Obnoxious Math Grad Student writes:). The Kid however tries to masqurade as a *real* poster with *real* information content. Deceptive advertising? Hypocracy? Both! I'm sorry people but over the last few months of reading newsgroups where the Kid tries hard to participate as a real poster but gets bogged down with ad hominem attacks after setting up straw men which are knocked down then "whining" about her treatment here, well, she and the Captain are just two of a kind. Rhonda is no more a paragon of virtue than either of the two major Brahams Gang members, even less so because of her short time here. Unless whining is a sign of intelligent, whitty conversation, the Kid will find a narrow group of supporters. R.S. Just place in your Kill File! Happy Trails, Glenn Proud Member - HASA "S" Division Commander glenn@ocean.dec.com "Ayuck, ayuck auyck!"