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From: gsmith@GARNET.BERKELEY.EDU.UUCP
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Subject: Sudden Realization that Ron Cole is nuts
Message-ID: <8710240405.AA16082@garnet.berkeley.edu>
Date: Sat, 24-Oct-87 00:05:21 EST
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Posted: Sat Oct 24 00:05:21 1987
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In article <884@csuchic.csuchico.EDU> ronald@csuchico.EDU (Ronald Cole) writes:

>>   You may feel like being an asshole, but I already have one,
>> thanks anyway. Actually, ever since I gave my asshole a name I've
>> been wondering what's become of it--I call it 'Tim Maroney'.
>> Anybody seen an asshole called Tim Maroney? [Gene Smith]

>	If you do not possess the ability to plant your tongue firmly in
>your cheek, please don't use my riddles as a soap box to drop your pants
>and bend over for Tim.  I have a present for you, but I need to know your
>terminal type if you care to receive it.

  If you think your riddles would be any good for storing soap, I
have a straitjacket here you might want to try on. In case you
still think you aren't ready for the rubber room, you might ask
yourself this: how would I use a box to help me drop my pants
even if I could use your riddles as a box? Mixing metaphors is
one thing, but you put yours up against the wall and shoot them.
It's not very nice. 

 Seriously, fella, you could use some friendly psychiatric help.
Your repeated theme of anal intercourse suggests to me you have a
problem with unacknowledged homosexual tendencies, and are trying
to relieve the anxiety this causes you by projection. Get it out
in the open and you'll feel a lot better.


ucbvax!garnet!gsmith          Gene Ward Smith/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720
"I am quite prepared to prove in court that I am neither stupid nor insane."
quoted from ONE FOR THE BOOKS, the authorized biography of Captain Carnage.