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From: gsmith@GARNET.BERKELEY.EDU.UUCP
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Subject: Mading@puff: the Magic Eric Poetry Contest
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Date: Sun, 25-Oct-87 05:55:06 EST
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>From: mading@puff.wisc.edu (Eric Mading):

>The government should not protect the rights of homosexuals.  

>Some smokers are so mother fucking stupid that they smoke right
>next to a no-smoking sign.  These people should be shot
>immediately, and in the head.

  I was pondering the deep affection Eric seems to feel for
smokers (along with just about any other group he isn't a member
of) and was struck by the coincidence of his site name, "puff".
This came bubbling out:

    
     At Puff, the Eric Mading
     With brain like a pea
     Gibbers anthropoidally
     Near the shores of Milwaukee...

  Trouble is, I don't know the lyrics of "Puff, the Magic
Dragon", so I can't finish it. This seems like a fine contest,
except that I haven't a decent prize. Anyway, I would like to see
if anyone cares to finish this, and who does the best job.

ucbvax!garnet!gsmith    Gene Ward Smith/Brahmsgangster/Berkeley CA 94720
                 "Your notation sucks!"  Serge Lang