Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!hoptoad!cpsc6a!codas!ge-dab!steinmetz!sunray!oconnor From: oconnor@sunray.UUCP Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame Subject: Re: I know where you live Message-ID: <7711@steinmetz.steinmetz.UUCP> Date: Tue, 27-Oct-87 16:17:36 EST Article-I.D.: steinmet.7711 Posted: Tue Oct 27 16:17:36 1987 Date-Received: Fri, 30-Oct-87 07:24:22 EST References: <1135@puff.wisc.edu> <7650@ism780c.UUCP> Sender: root@steinmetz.steinmetz.UUCP Reply-To: oconnor@sunray.UUCP (Dennis Oconnor) Organization: General Electric CRD, Schenectady, NY Lines: 90 Keywords: finger (there it is, that death program again) Xref: hoptoad talk.bizarre:8099 alt.flame:382 Summary: We know who you call ... GOTO JAIL. You fool. In article <7650@ism780c.UUCP=> mikep@ism780c.UUCP (Michael A. Petonic) writes: =>Heh heh heh, that ole capital F key is at it again. I almost =>had an orgasm when I read this note. Chortle Chortle ... =>In article <1135@puff.wisc.edu=> mading@puff.wisc.edu (Eric Mading) writes: =>=>A message to all those who flame me or make fun of my views: =>BTW: Were you born with the letters ``F-L-A-M-E--M-E'' stamped =>on your forehead? The most recent scientific evidence suggest the autoflamagenesis ( the ability to cause the spontaneous generation of flames ) is a product of nurture, not nature. And it can be cured about half the time. =>=>I will never abandon my views. Sure, my views will change, =>=>perhaps radically, but I will never stop posting what I think. When are you going to start posting something that qualifies as thought, Eric ? Surely these two sentences don't qualify. "I will never abandon my wife. Sure, I may divorce her and get a (radically) new wife ..." Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. =>=>It may cost me job offers, but I am willing to pay that price [...] Thank you, Eric, for improving the future of American competitiveness ... =>=>Too many people out there in the college world have a stereotype of Computer =>=>Science majors as "nerds". Women who I meet in bars, who find out I am a CS =>=>major, lose intrest in me. "Women I meet in bars, after listening to me for two minutes, lose lunch ..." =>=>I am an attractive man (some women would say I am cute, or even a hunk) [PATRONIZING VOICE] Eric, son, you hardly rate as a boy, much less a man. =>=>I am willing to date any woman out there, regardless of breastsize, height, =>=>hair color, looks, political views, opinions, religion, race, or =>=>creed. I am even willing to date a divorced woman with children, =>=>or even a pro-choicer. " I am willing to date any human with a vagina ... " =>=>Well, those who attack me and not my views--I can easily find out where you =>=>live. Our system has a finger command. I will get your name and I can call =>=>directory assistance in your area to get your address and phone number. => =>What the hell is this supposed to mean? Uh oh, I just shit my =>drawers. I'm afraid that you probably won't find me in any =>finger command as I'm not listed with SRI-NIC , but just in case you want =>to harrass my answering machine: => Michael A. Petonic => 11675 Darlington Ave, #103 => Brentwood (West L.A.), CA 90049 => (213) 820-0041 My little Eric, your threatening harassment. Tisk Tisk. Naughty. No supper for you tonight. But Eric, you should know, all long distance called are logged forever. Yes, they are. This handy feature enabled good old NYNEX to locate some immature children ( like yourself ) who where charging calls to me. Such naughty college kids. Oh, and Eric, you would be AMAZED at how quickly and easily the TelCo can trace every incoming (yes, even local) call to a number. Gosh, but they are so cooperative about obscene and threatening phone calls. Must be because such calls, even local ones, are a Federal beef. Yes, do time, pay fines, pay lawyers, wreck your life. You bet. So, Eric, harrass someon, yes go ahead. That'll get you removed from the net, yes it will, and from polite society as well. =>=>It is your First Amendment right to post your views, no matter how =>=>stupid they may be, but it is my First Amendment right to post my views, =>=>and to ask for girlfriends on the net. This is just so sad. Eric, son, you need help. Yes you do. Or do you just need your diaper changed ? Is it full ? Are you ? =>=> =>=>Eric Mading =>=> =>=>BRING PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL TO MILWAUKEE FULL TIME. => =>Michael A. Petonic => =>KEEP THE ERIC MADING POSTS COMMING. IT'S JUST STARTING TO GET FUN! In conclusion : it is so amusing when 12 year olds get access to the net. Right, little Eric ? Now go take your nap. ( My but I've had fun. Now I'm all enthused about work again! ) -- Dennis O'Connor oconnor@sungoddess.steinmetz.UUCP ?? ARPA: OCONNORDM@ge-crd.arpa "If I have an "s" in my name, am I a PHIL-OSS-IF-FER?"